Rest Day Vs Social Media Break

So after taking a couple of weeks away from the social media world, I thought I would compare social media breaks and rest days from running.  Why? My post plague recovery is going VERY slowly, and rest days are becoming my specialty. So here are a few comparisons of rests days and taking a social media break.

1. Time on your hands

Both provide you with more time to do things, but social media breaks don’t require as much foam rolling.

2. Withdrawal

You know how on rest days you always see people out running? Well take a social media break and you will see more ref the references to Twitter and Instagram than you thought possible.

3. The Siren Song

Oh, this is exactly the same for both.  On a rest day you want to go for a short run, “just to shake out the legs”.  On a social media break, it’s more knowing that somewhere on Twitter there is someone who is dying for my smartass humor (OK, maybe not, but it’s my blog and I will be delusional if I want to (heck, I call myself a runner (well most of the time))).  Yes, I missed the asides in my blog.

4. Reflection

Both rest days and social media breaks allow for times of self-reflection.  Who am I kidding, I am about as reflective as a black hole at midnight (well, excluding the first run in spring when I wear shorts where I am a beacon of blinding white).  It’s good to be back.

The Pig is glad to be back as well.

The Pig is glad to be back as well.





Dear Diary (pause button version)

Because of my being dyslexic, I try to write my blog posts at least 6 hour before I publish them so I can come back to it and better proof them.  What struck me with the post below was how dark it came across even though I tried (and maybe to some degree succeeded) to make it humorous.

It kinda hit me that not running and the blog and social media were adding more stress to a life swimming in stress at the moment (OK, it’s a dumb analogy, but you get the point).

I’ve decided to take a couple of weeks off from the blog and from social media in general.  I think I need the break to regain focus on the things that matter (like which of my compression socks can double as dress socks and can you use Nip Guards as part of super villain costume).  Also, my plague recovery is going slower than I expected and need all the energy I can get.

Anyway, for the three of you who are still reading this, here is the original post I wrote.  See you in a couple of weeks.


Dear Diary,

It is day 5 without running and I am no longer sure who I am.  That isn’t exactly true, what am I worried about is that I know exactly what I am–a person whose fitness it disappearing as quickly as a drawing disappears after shaking an Etch A Sketch.

I have discovered something called weekend mornings.  I mean I knew mornings existed during the weekend, I just forgot they could be used for something other than running.  The cruel twist of fate is that I have the time for relaxing a cup of coffee on the porch, but I can’t eat anything with it with the lack of running calories to spend.

I stare longingly at my running shoes (all 10 pairs).  They whisper that a short run wouldn’t be all that bad. I bend over to put on my shoes and a 3 minute coughing fit ensues.  That will teach me to listen to the siren song of my shoes.

It is weird not to obsess about the minute by minute weather.  I haven’t checked out my 4 weather apps in days and it is feels like void that happens when you get dumped.

I debate reading running books.  Just the time savings of not having to wash my running clothes should give me the time to read.  Well, that would be the case except I realize that my casual wardrobe is 95% running clothes.

My listening to Demi Leovato is way down along with other pop music.  I still find myself occasionally humming Taylor Swift.  If I am lucky, it is not during a presentation at work.

Even swimming sounds good.

Hmmm, maybe I shouldn’t be writing in my diary.



Nope, has nothing to do with the post.  Some things don't change.

Nope, has nothing to do with the post. Some things don’t change.



Mashed Potatoes

When I was in high school there was this kid who didn’t curse.  When the rest of us were dropping the f-bomb every three words or so, when he got upset he would say “Mashed Potatoes”.

Mashed Potatoes

Well my plague has partially returned and my doctor was concerned about my cough which was starting to asphyxiate me (well, not totally, I would just get light headed) and that my fever started to return ever so slightly.  He decided he wasn’t going to mess around and now I am on 10 days of antibiotics, 2 weeks of prednisone (starting at 40 Mg and working my way down to 10 MG) and a cough suppressant.  That goes with the inhaler I already have.

The combination of the antibiotics and prednisone make me particularly  susceptible go the risk of tendinitis and tendon rupture and this could last over a month (first time I have gotten an FDA black box warning).

Mashed Potatoes

So my running will be sidelined  for somewhere between two weeks and month and half.  This will mean I will have been off running for two-three months total so I will be back at square one when I restart.  Unfortunately exercise in general is frowned on so I can’t even do pool running.

Well, at least I still have my health.  Oh wait, I don’t.

Mashed Potatoes

I’m trying not to think about all the races I will miss and how after two years of busting my ass, I will be back where I started more or less.  I guess if I look on the bright side, I was smart to run the 24 hour race last year, because you never know what life will throw at you.  I do realize that many, many people have it far worse than I do and I am just whining because, well, it’s my blog and I can.

Flowers for Friday blue version

Flowers for Friday blue version

I have to think about what this means for the blog in the interim.  I know this is only tangentially a running blog, but without running truthfully I don’t have much to joke about (don’t ask about my work).  It will give me something to think about in all the time I used to spend running.

Sorry to sound like a bummer today.  Hope everyone has a Pigtastic weekend and has no cause to say “Mashed Potatoes”.



Bonus flower

Bonus flower

Still Searching

Once Google stopped letting WordPress see the search terms that caused a person to end up on my blog, I lost a good source of entertainment, but for the few people that use Bing, I still get to find out what people searched for to have to the misfortune of landing on this blog.  Most of it is what you would expect (Cherry Blossom 10 miler race report). Here are a few of my favorite search terms.

1. Running Lonely

I get a kick out of the fact that people are actually searching for my blog (or the Carol King song).

2. War Pig Plane

Uh, this has occurred more than once.  Sometimes you just don’t want to know.

3. Icons of the four legs of the awesome race 2015

No freaking clue why 4 times someone search for this.  They ended up my Cherry Blossom race recap from this year.

4. worst songs for running/worst running songs

More people search for this than you would imagine.  This is why my Worst Running Songs post is like the 5th most popular post of this blog despite only 20 or so people reading it the first time.

What does the Pig and a running shoe have to do with this post?  Nothing, but maybe someone will search for it in the future.

What do the Pig and a running shoe have to do with this post? Nothing, but maybe someone will search for it in the future.

5. Meaning of it is not you it is me

Not sure what is scarier: Searching this site for running advice or relationship advice.

6. RDA of tequila shots

My parents would be so proud.

7. Sexy calves picture

Boy did they end up on the wrong blog.

8. carlye knoxville tn nude selfie

This one doesn’t frighten me because of the misspelling of my first name, but rather that I did live in Knoxville.  For the record, there are no nude selfies of me out there. It’s going to stay that way.

9. Poems about Pig Running

How to I compare thee to a mud running pig…

10. Pig War US and Canada Border

I did have a “Canadian Trivia” about the near war between the US and Canada that started over a pig.  All I can think is that some kid out there was doing research for a term paper and ended up on my site.  Somebody got a D- I’m betting.




Back in the Saddle

Well sort of.  I have only ridden a horse once in my life, so saddle may not be the greatest analogy.

What I want to do is document my return to running after being sick for 2+ weeks and I how I am approaching it.  Honestly, I hope this isn’t useful to anyone because I wouldn’t wish my illness on anyone (well, almost anyone).

So my last run pre-sickness wasn’t pre-sickness at all in retrospect (which seems to be the only way I learn these days).  I just didn’t know I was about to be felled.  I ran hard and pegged my heart rate during a 6 miler.  Afterwards my heart rate slowly came down and my lungs felt like they were on fire. I figured it was a combination of heat exhaustion and allergies.  When I got home I started to have chills, and I went straight to bed.

Wow I was stupid

The next day I was tired but otherwise felt fine.  It confirmed in my mind I had just overcooked myself during my run and I would be OK.


Well I ended up with a fever over 100 for more than a week, ended up in the emergency room for a short stay, and was out of work for a week and a half.

So when to return to running?

Well I wanted my cough to be mostly gone and I knew I needed enough energy to actually run.  The 4th of July holiday in the US was a good time to try to see how running and I would get along after the layoff.

Start Slow

I decided to start with one mile, no Garmin, just to see how I would react and if my muscles remembered how to propel me forward.  It felt weird to run after the longest break in running in a year.  But hey this is me, I am used to weirdness, so I called the run a success since I didn’t feel worse afterwards and didn’t hack up a lung.

Go Slower

On Friday I wanted to go between 4-5 miles.  This time I was wearing my Garmin because I didn’t want to overdo it.  I warmed up with one mile of race walking and then started my run. I started out too fast (nice to know some things don’t change) and had to slow down.  I finally found a comfortable pace that was about 1 1/2 minutes slower that I was running my long runs at before I got sick.  My heart rate was still higher than I would like (zone 4).  I had to walk a couple of hills to keep my HR down.  I started to get tired at mile 3 so I called it a day at 4.25 miles.  I have to admit it was a humbling experience, but I focused on the positive that I could run rather than I was the slowest person out on the Mount Vernon Trail.

The Next Day

So I was gunning for 6 miles and got 6 miles.  My heart rate average was slightly lower (by 5 beats per minute) and slightly faster pace (by 5 seconds per mile (must have been a 5 kind of day)).  Hard to tell if it was actual improvement, or just better weather. Either way I’ll take it (like I have a choice in the matter).  I was able to run more of the “hills” but still had to walk some.  Still felt like I was running in molasses, but at least it was running.

The Plan for the week

It is just dawned on me that this post sounds frightening like a real running blog.  I feel the need to make a porta potty joke.

Instead I will settle for why you should not have your iphone with you when you are running a fever.

Instead I will settle for why you should not have your iphone with you when you are running a fever.  Or maybe why I shouldn’t own a camera period.

Sun: Rest Day. I was going to cross train, but thought better of it.  My legs are sore for the first time since Across The Years, and I figured rest was the way to go.  I got reacquainted with my friend the foam roller (OK, friend is pushing the concept).

Mon: I am off from work and plan 6 miles on a soccer field.

Tue: Cross train bike or pool.

Wed: Cross train bike or pool.

Th: Run 5-6 miles

Fri: Rest Day

Sat: 8 miles

So that is the plan, but I will try to be smart about it if I don’t have the energy, or my heart rate gets too high.  I say that, but we all know being smart isn’t exactly my forte. I’ll report next week how it all went.



Hoping this is the picture that shows up in the WordPress reader and on Blogloving because otherwise I am about to have an increase in unfollowers if the other pic is featured.

Hoping this is the picture that shows up in the WordPress reader and on Blogloving because otherwise I am about to have an increase in unfollowers if the other pic is featured.

Frying Friday

Well this has been some week.  Finally started to recover from being sick and being out from work for a week and a half.  It was a darn long time and I had tons to catch up on.  That and add doing nothing on a move coming up at the end of the month and I feel like I am a 2 cylinder engine in an 8 cylinder world.

Flowers for Friday

Flowers for Friday.  Why not get to the good stuff early on in the post?

As for running I ran for over a mile for the first time in 2 1/2 weeks.  I ran for 4.25 miles (with a mile of race walking before and after) and it felt very tiring but good to run again.  I took it slow and the muscles were fine, but my aerobic abilities seem to be on permanent vacation.  Hopefully runs later the weekend will be better.  If not, I will get some run/walk practice.  I know I am complaining, and I do realize I am just lucky to be out there at all and I am thankful for that.  I try not to forget how lucky I am to be running period.

There are other things going on in my life as well, but I think I need to have the better perspective that time provides before I go into that mess. (ah, crap, I just turned into one of THOSE bloggers).

In other news, I decided to join earthathon this time through.  I’m on #RunderfulRunners so you can either join or avoid that team as appropriate.  I think the reason I joined is to embrace the communal concept of running (without that whole having to talk to people).  I will need to make sure I don’t try to feed the mileage monster to help out the team.

I hope those in the US have a great 4th of July weekend and that everyone has a Pigtastic weekend!




Summer Blockbusters

When you are a runner, you spend a lot of time of running, working on strength, stretching,  foam rollering, and probably don’t have time to go to the local movieplex and spend 2 hours watching a movie when you could be doing hill repeats, or heck even cross training.  Not to mention, 10-20 bucks that buys more than a couple of gels, so going to the movies is just out of the question.

This poses a quandary though because you are likely from time to time interact with people who don’t spend every waking second running and every dime on running (you are likely to interact, me, I avoid these people like…well they were me and didn’t run).  With these interactions non-runners it helps to go with the flow and be part of the conversation.  However, it is hard to talk about a movie that you haven’t seen, and that is where I am come in.  Here is a short summary of the summer blockbusters.

1. The Avengers- Age Of Ultra

After saving the world yet again from some super bad thing, the Avengers enter a 100K.  Can the Hulk stay angry that long?

2. Pitch Perfect

The story of a person looking for just the right hill steepness for hill repeats.

3. Tomorrowland

Tomorrowland is the time/place when I will return to speed work and will start doing yoga in public.  Wait, that is Neverland.  Never mind, no clue what this is about.  Just talk about the great CGI because that always works for summer movies.

He isn't part of a summer blockbuster, but he is a cute little guy.

He isn’t part of a summer blockbuster, but he is a cute little guy.  Maybe he will star in a film next year.

4. Mad Max-Fury Road

This is what happens when a 5000 person 5K doesn’t have a corral system and everyone is mixed up for the first mile.

5. Inside Out

A movie in super slow motion which goes over how you feel the last half mile of every race.

6. Insidious

This describes the weather every time I go for a long run.

Hope all of this helps!  On the other hand, taking social cues from an introvert such as me may not be the best plan.



The Year So Far (Mid-Year New Year Resolution Check In)

Bloggers love to write “year goals” posts because it gives them something to write about in January when no one wants to run, gives them another post in June to do a mid-year check in and finally one at the end of the year triumphantly declaring how great they did (or just not writing the post if everything went to hell).

Well back in December, I wrote my ambitious set of goals as part of my New Year’s resolutions.  Well it is time to see how I am doing.

1. Set a PR in the half marathon.

Check.  I accomplished this in May on the first attempt.  Probably the last time I try to PR the half though to be honest.  If it happens in the course of training for other distances, great, but I don’t think I will focus on trying to lower my time.

2. Beat my 1775K time from the year before.

Check. I did this by several minutes though in true Running Lonely fashion, I didn’t feel all that great about it.  Oddly enough, that wasn’t part of my goal.

3. Set a 9.39 Miler PR

Wow, what are the odds I would actually run a 9.39 miler?  Well I did and I did PR it (and would have PRed 10 miles had the race lasted that long).

Blossoms from the 9.39 miler.  I miss those days.

Blossoms from the 9.39 miler. I miss those days.

4. Do better at Oddyssey than last year.

Well I did do better, but still managed to have my training halted afterwards (this time by pneumonia instead of a knee problem).

<for those who are smelling a rat at this point, I would encourage you to look at the link above and read all the way to the bottom>

5. Set a PR in the marathon

Well, I was on track…

To be honest if I can restart my training, I should be able to do this.  Hey, gives me something to shoot for during the 2nd half of the year along with:

6. Survive “Swine and Dine”

The Pig, alcohol, and Disney.  What could go wrong?  This may be my toughest challenge yet.

7. Set a 12 HR PR.

This may be one of the goals that mysteriously disappear in the December year-end update.  But hey, isn’t that what goals are for?



Finally Friday (returning version)

So I have been offline for the last week plus.  I had a plague-Ebola-Black Death-Really Nasty Paper Cut combination which put me in bed (with a short detour for the hospital) for the last week and half.  As nasty as the last days were, I will say that running did help me survive.  Here are a few of the ways that running helped:

1. When you have a fever, you sweat a lot and all those tech shirts you hoarded over the years, come in very handy.

2. You have a ready supply of carb drinks and gels when you can’t eat solid foods.

3. 103 deg F fever really isn’t that much different from running in DC summer.

4. Coughing is great core work.

5. Compression socks make a decent makeshift scarf in a pinch.

6. The doctor commented that my running must be doing some good given my heart rate.

So, I don’t know how much I am going to be posting in the coming weeks. I need to slowly recover and get ready for a move at the end of July (and a 6 hour race I am steadfastly (or steadslowly given my condition) ignoring). So things may be bit more random around here.

Here is your Flowers for Friday and I hope everyone has a Pigtastic weekend!!

Flowers for Friday

Flowers for Friday




More Infrequently Asked Questions

Well, like summer blockbusters, sometimes a blogger runs out of ideas, so you recycle your old ones.  Last year I wrote a blog on Infrequently Asked Questions and I cleared up next to nothing about me (well, other than I am a guy, and most of you figured that out (or at least the “you go girl!” comments have mostly stopped)).  So here is another batch of questions you didn’t think to ask.

1. Why don’t you do more pictures of the Pig?  He is SOOO cute.

Give a pig and inch, and he’ll take a mile (or maybe it’s give a pig a cm and he will take a km since he was made in China).  Either way, I don’t want the blog to be about the Pig.  I have noticed my Instagram pictures get more likes with the Pig than when I do a selfie.  I am sure that makes my parents proud.

2. You ran a 24 Hour Race last year.  Why not something bigger this year?

Although I did fairly well at my 24 hour race (85.03 miles) I cracked badly in the last 8 hours and I need to become a stronger runner before I try that again.  I will be running a 12 hour race in December which should allow me to gauge my ability to go after a 100 miler or 24/48 hour race in the following year.

3. Are you crazy?

For running a 24 hour race, having a toy pig, or using the word lachrymal to describe my weekend?

Garmin needs to make a smaller version for some animals.

Garmin needs to make a smaller version for some animals.

4. What happened to Canadian trivia?

Well after the pig wars, I went to Canada and stopped the trivia.  Since I am going back in the fall, Canadian trivia might return.

5. Are you as weird as you come across in your blog?

My personality quirks are a curious mix of me being profoundly introverted with an active imagination which usually presents itself in my unique sense of humor.  Or in a word–yes.

6. What is your favorite distance race.

Probably the half marathon though I have an increasing soft spot for the 10 miler.  I basically like running a hard effort, but not so hard as to kill myself.

7. What is your favorite timed race?

I have only run 6 hour and 24 hour.  I have high hopes for the 12 hour though.  It is a time I can run without totally killing myself.  Yes, I worry about killing myself in races.  Basically I like running, but don’t like feeling like crap (or dying).  My mantra is “Please don’t die”.

8. How many times have you sprained your ankle.

I stopped counting around 30.

9. Can you help me with my corrupted data set?

Yes, at 110 dollars an hour.  Truth be told I not worth that for any task (well, maybe pro-rated).

10 .Did you really make me google “lachrymal”?